Putin has requested permission to deploy troops to Uzbekistan and received unanimous approval from the Russian upper house of parliament. Excuse me, I'm going to go get wildly drunk, because THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVAH!

Also, the internet remembers the shit show that was Transformers. Why can I not find a decent Homestar Runner GIF?

EDIT: My apologies! Ukraine! I wanted to blame it on Risk, but apparently, that won't work.