So MudderofCanton was goofing off on youtube last night and discovered this gold mine called Thug Notes.

Thug Notes is brought to Sparky Sweets, PhD, and is educating the young folks about classic literature using..... slang. Behold his summery and analsys of Jane Eyre!!

Also for your consideration, we have Macbeth:

Hamlet:

And Slaughterhouse Five:

You're welcome.