Pretty Devastating Amazing Spider-Man 2 Review...

...from Slate's Dana Stevens. It sounds like the other studios have learned absolutely nothing from Marvel's successes, or the villain-glutted mediocrity of Spider-Man 3. So, like the first movie, "amazing" only in the Louis C.K. sense.

Best line: "Paul Giamatti lumbers onto the screen... as the fearsome yet curiously adorable Rhino."