Never make a non-standard mass conversion mistake again!

In case you ever wondered how many buttloads were in a shitton, or how many shitloads are in a fuckload, there's a reddit thread that has you covered. The basic conversions are as follows:

  • buttload * 10 = 1 butt ton
  • butt ton * 10 = 1 assload
  • assload * 10 = 1 asston
  • asston * 10 = 1 shitload
  • shitload * 10 = 1 shitton
  • shitton * 10 = 1 fuckload
  • fuckload * 10 = 1 fuckton

Non-Standard Mass Conversions

So for instance, that means there are 10,000 buttloads in a shitload, or 104 buttloads. The author also notes that 1 fuckton also equals 103 shitloads, which is also equal to 107 buttloads.

You're welcome.

(But if you want to convert a bunch of people en masse, that's an entirely different equation and doesn't include the Kool-Aid.)