I've always wanted to learn Potions, and now I can!

Hogwarts is Here!

LET'S ALL GO TO HOGWARTS

I'm signing up right now - you take online classes, since Hogwarts realized what a money grab enriching experience online education is.

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Due to the increasing use of technology of Muggle-born students, Hogwarts is introducing a new digital interface for all new and existing students.

I'm choosing Ravenclaw (with my hero, Luna Lovegood). LET'S ALL GO TO HOGWARTS!!!

So they're super-busy right now, which is killing their server BUT that means they make this message:

Due to recent press, we are experiencing extremely high traffic, which may result in slowing speeds. We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience while we kill the spares.

You know you want to...