So, I was browsing Jezebel, when I noticed an article on Weird Al. There was something familiar about him…

Weird Al is a Time Lord

Weird Al is a Time Lord

Weird Al is a Time Lord

Weird Al is a Time Lord

It’s obvious now: Doctor Who is a fictional tale based on the true story of a real Time Lord…Weird Al Yankovic.

Ladies and gentleman (and Raxacoricofalapatorians posing as ladies and gentlemen) of the jury…I rest my case.