How Can We Make This Worth $10,000?

Julien's Auctions is currently selling a lot of David Hasselhoff items and one of them is absolutely horrifying. I left the picture after the jump for those who frighten easily.

How Can We Make This Worth $10,000?

There it is! A 13-foot long replica of the Hoff that was used for The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. The starting bidfor this monstrosity is $10,000. That does seem a little high so let's play a game. Come up with ideas for what to do with this to make it worth the cash. I'll go first.

-Rig it up to play "Looking For Freedom" and tow it all through Germany.

-Host the world's worst naked sushi party.