Wish you had $20,000 to create this Lego masterpiece? Me too. This impressive recreation of the epic battle of Helm’s Deep took four months, 150,000 bricks and 1,700 minifigs to build. It's about 90% finished and weighs around 160 lbs. If Tolkien was alive to see this, I believe he'd weep with joy (and probably say…

We're under massive flood warnings in NYC and Westchester at the moment, so major thanks to my friend, Ceez for getting these pictures at my request.

… those covers are just nicer than the UK editions I've got.

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Princess Zelda heard about all those "draw my life" videos on YouTube and decided to try her artistic hand at a similar one for herself. She's certainly had a...unique enough life to warrant one.

Do not try to beam up! The human body has about 3x10²⁷ atoms and physicist Frank Heile estimates it'd take 3 million years to teleport with today's tech. Quantum teleportation, which has been observed in the lab, is about quantum states, not complex living beings.

I'm making frozen bananas and buying all the orange balloons.

You could make a pretty convincing argument that Spider-Man is the only comic book character that makes more and more money the more the people in charge screw things up.