This is a real ring made by the same guy who made that gorgeous TARDIS engagement ring that has also been making the rounds on tumblr.

I surrendered to you because despite your attempt to convince me otherwise, you seem to have a conscience, Mr Kirk. If you did not, then it would be impossible for me to convince you of the truth.

You're looking for the guy, upper middle of the screen... seriously, did he even take a lesson? KEEP WATCHING TO THE END!

I demand that the next update for Kinja Features adds more spaceships to the O-Deck! More I say!

In which our hero heroine becomes imprisoned by debt, and the host club finds out she's a reverse trap. Which we the viewers already knew, because it's kind of spoiled in the premise. Whoops.

In retrospect - looking at the fate of the people wearing that thing - that may not have been a wise acquisition... :)

Just let your eyes unfocus as you look over this page (I screencapped it from the Disney store online). Remember that old Sesame Street skit, "One of these things is not like the others"?

This is such a weird drinking game.